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...this is stupid.

You ask people what their star sign is and compare them to that troll.

Rainbows have a whole new meaning.

You know every line to Broadway Karkat and sing those lyrics instead of the original.

You're more frightened of clowns than you used to be.

Everything in your life relates to Homestuck and you constantly point it out.

Faygo is the best soda.

The sound of honking freaks you out.

The word bucket/pail makes you break out into giggles/laugh awkwardly/cringe.

Shipping. That is all.

Nick Cage is one of your favourite actors.

You put the bunny back in the box.

Dead Daves are the enemy.

Some of your favourite emotes are: 0_0 >:] }: o) : o) :3 :::: )

You constantly try your best to fill all your quadrants, even if the person has no clue what your talking about.

You are no longer "offended"; you are now "Triggered".

You say "bro" a whole lot more often than you used too.
I was bored. I'll be adding to this whenever I come up with more.

Feel free to comment some more and I'll add them! :heart:

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:iconwinns3000:
Winns3000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...whoops
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:icondemonicangelface:
DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
You love red a lot more than you used to.
when someone says "magic" you think "white science".
you smile when you see bees.
you ship your classmates.
you emphasise the word 'STRONG'.
you occasionally say glub.
when you see a spider, you wonder if Vriska is spying on you.
youlike grease.
3D glasses aren't just for watching movies anymore.
You wonk.
all of sudden, cute becomes kawaii and amazing becomes sugoi.
you smirk when you drink (favourite trolls blood) soft drink/soda.
troll doesn't refer to the thing that lives under the bridge 
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:iconpoppy247:
Poppy247 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
you call people nookwhiffs or bulgemunchers or something of the sort
you glare at Betty Crocker products
you are addicted to apple juice
you always realize and appreciate when the time is exactly 4:13
you celebrate April 13 as some sort of holiday
your family and non-Homestuck friends often don't understand a single thing you're saying
YOU FIND YOURSELF CONSTANTLY CURSING HUSSIE 
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:iconbooxlacy:
booxlacy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Uh..... Most of these describe me
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:iconakedakat:
AkedaKat Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
Oh god this is me. This explains my whole life... XD 
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:iconfanstuck-x-reader:
Fanstuck-X-Reader Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
I do all these and more. .-.
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:iconkyouna-desu:
Kyouna-desu Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
And you have your own typing quirk! This is so me
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:iconmc-l0vin:
Mc-L0vin Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree with this XD
Shipping. I gave my friend a flat out Karkat lesson on shipping and quadrants to my friend who doesn't know what Home stuck was.
It was awkward when I got to the bucket part though. 0-0
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:iconakedakat:
AkedaKat Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
Oh I know how ya feel XD ... But couldn't get past what morals were .... ;0; so they learned nothing..
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:iconfirewolfandbloodfay:
Firewolfandbloodfay Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
You know you're homestuck if betty crocker causes a reaction other then 'oh cake'
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:iconbonegirl3:
bonegirl3 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student General Artist
dude. this is sooooo true.

You know you're Homestuck if... you start comparing your friends to the beta kids/trolls.
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:iconsylveonlove:
sylveonlove Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You know your homestuck 1F TH1S M4K3S S3NS3 TO YOU.
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:iconkkscancer:
KKsCancer Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well that explains my life XD
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:iconhomestuckanimelover:
Homestuckanimelover Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup... This is definitely me...
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:iconashlee1068:
ashlee1068 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Shit....

I don't know broadway karkat but I do know Karkalicious.

...

At school my friends and I have a running act of calling each other by our patron troll names. And lisping. And whenever we see Kitkats or Betty Crocker we flip shit...

We're so not obsessed or anything like that, I have no idea what your talking about,
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:iconcapgod:
capgod Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
*SWEATS NERVOUSLY*
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:iconlimitlesspurpose:
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
Need a towel, Equius?
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:iconanimegirlj:
AnimeGirlJ Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Most of this is true. The only differences are nothing could ever make me hate clowns, sudden loud noises in general freak me out, I already shipped my friends(I think that's part of being a Leo), I sadly only know the words to Karkalicious, and I had faygo several times as a kid, Homestuck just reminded me about how awesome it is. Also, and I'm very sorry, but I haven't found a single Nick Cage movie that I liked.
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:iconmrscreepygirl:
MrsCreepyGirl Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013
This is so accurate! XD
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SpiraledStyle Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

W)(ALE FUCK

1V3 B33N CH4RG3D W1TH TH3 CR1M3 OF DO1NG 3V3RY ON3 OF TH3 TH1NGS M3NT1ON3D H3R3

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DraconianWerewolf Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yup. and I've kind of adopted equius' typing quirk when i'm in school and I do the Octopimp version of Tav's voice for the sake of annoying my teachers and parents. and www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLJ… 
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:iconchipsyxdispy:
Chipsyxdispy Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Writer
This was my life befor homestuck
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:iconlazuli-orchid:
Lazuli-Orchid Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so spot-on XD 
Also I say wonk instead of wink and say mOtHeRf-- (you know the rest) a lot. 
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe, me too! I say bro waaaaay to often now. :XD:
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:iconreckless202:
Reckless202 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
I was sitting here like, :Yep, Yup....Defs...SO TRU XD
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, cool! You have any more to add?
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:iconfireythewolf74:
fireythewolf74 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Warns people bout stairs. 
Uses cat/horse puns. 

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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, yes! <3
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:iconfireythewolf74:
fireythewolf74 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Now I shall go read more rufioh x kurloz cuz I ship them don't judge my ships let them sail please
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
All ships are canon! :D
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:iconhatsunemiku54:
HatsuneMiku54 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO TRUE HAHAHA , the only i cant reate to is the honking and clowns, i am more comfortable around clowns now, and i like honking xDD, omfgfg, just all of these tho
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG thanks! I was just goofing around lol.
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:iconhatsunemiku54:
HatsuneMiku54 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
gahahaha but it was hilarious and true! xDD
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heheh yeah! XD
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:iconfietdapowah:
fietdapowah Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
I actually don't like Nick Cage, I LOVE clowns even MORE, and I can do a pretty good impression of bike horns now. :3

but yeah everything else is completely true
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I don't think everything will apply to everyone. :D I was just having fun and stating random facts from Homestuck. :meow:

The only clowns I like are the creepy ones, like the Joker. ;-;
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:iconbunziesgo:
bunziesgo Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
0_0
every single one applies to me...
i am a true homestuck
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes. Yes you are. 0u0
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:iconpinethorns:
Pinethorns Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student General Artist
I AM 100% HOMESTUCK..... o_o
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GOOD. :iconkanayanotimpressed:
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:iconpinethorns:
Pinethorns Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student General Artist
OH YEEEEAAAAH
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:iconutauxikuto:
UtauxIkuto Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You, my friend, speak the truth *o*
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe, I know. :iconpervydaveplz:
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:iconjuliakitten100:
JuliaKitten100 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when you see the word MEOW, it seems so much deeper than it should seem

wOW i AM ON ACT 3 AND i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING
i LOVE IT SO MUCH THOUGH
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES. SO MANY YESSES.

yes. welcome back to homestuck, my beautiful moirail. <>
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:icontoxicsquirrel13:
ToxicSquirrel13 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013   Writer
I fit into all of them XD Imma homestuck! :3
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Congratulations, my friend. :D
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:icontoxicsquirrel13:
ToxicSquirrel13 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013   Writer
:D
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:iconbotdfl0ver:
BOTDFL0ver Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh my fucking gog yes
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:iconblackrougeraven:
BlackRougeRaven Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconh3h3h3plz:
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